What a Cute Card (Reader X ...) Intro

What a Cute Card
(ReaderX…)
~ OKAY so this will be a homestruck reader insert but this is just the intro. The idea is that you tell me which homestuck character it is that you want me to pair the reader up with. You leave a comment with who and I will try to come up with a cute little (hopefully short) story for that character. Just leave your comments and I will create by demand. You can ask for gender bent versions and if you want it to male or female insert. I will even make for both if I can. TIME TO BEGIN
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 You stumbled into school still tired from the night before. You stayed up a bit later than usually to talk with you friends. You ended up opening a chat with them while they all rambled and argued. It was annoying plenty of the time but with them being your friends you don’t really care.
 You shuffled through the crowd of smartasses, idiots, and assholes. That was always the biggest challenge of the day. But fuck it, you made your way to your locker on the 4th fucking floor and managed to have the luck of not being crowded. You set down your bag and remembered something.
 IT WAS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY SLASH WRIGGLING DAY…..well fuck…sure you liked your birthday but school would always ruin that. If it was a weekend birthday this year it would have been more pleasant. But sadly it isn’t.
 That means you have to go through school and listen to teachers teach and get homework to do once home rather than celebrate and eat cake. You’d also have to smile when the teachers that you hate say happy birthday and pretend your okay with them. Then there are the asshats who decided that since it’s someone’s birthday they will give the equivalent to how old you turn to you, in birthday punches followed by their “lucky one” at the end where they punch the hardest. You hate the idiot who came up with it.
 If it’s someone’s birthday why the fuck would you decide to punch them huh? In your mind it was created by someone that wanted to punish the jerk that stole his wife by punching him on his birthday. Then some idiotic asshole decided to bring it into school to make the person have a horrible day.
 FUCK THAT YOU’LL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO SAY IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. If you stay under the birthday radar they won’t hunt you down.
 Oh well you need to hurry and open your locker. You managed to open it in your tired stupor and to your surprise you noticed something fly down and out of it to the floor. You looked down to see what it was.
 It seemed to be a birthday card. It was pretty cute, you smiled going down to get a closer look at it. It was a cute….